10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth