10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"