10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio