10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester