10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio