10 Random Poker Quotes

I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
Welcome to kicker school
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak