10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow