10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is for loners.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Fold and live to fold again