10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks