10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."