10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.