10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."