10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"