10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fish don't eat Nutz!