10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)