10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is for loners.