10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.