10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson