10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson