10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.