10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris