10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is for loners.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.