10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for loners.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."