10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.