10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is for loners.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• im going to 2 out you to death
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.