10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker