10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.