10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery