10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-