10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is for loners.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob