10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery