10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine