10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel