10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine