10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"