10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is for loners.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown