10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?