10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels