10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.