10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-