10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson