10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• It's Free To Fold...