10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Welcome to kicker school
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician