10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.