10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...