10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!