10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."