10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez