10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --