10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.